Dickey's Holiday Hero

It's that special time of year
Oh HELP, the holidays are here

Promise this year we won't eat pot luck
I can't bear Aunt Edna's cranberry yuck
Keep cousin Bunny's fruit cake away
Please don't torture me with an olive tray

Serve something better for family dinner
Try Dickey's Holiday Meal, it's a winner
So we can all enjoy holiday dinners - Again

Not pickled, not scary
Not burned by uncle Larry
There's enough to make everybody merry
Be a Dickey's holiday hero.
Your dinner complaints will be zero.
Serve Dickey's Holiday Meal
What a deal. what a deal. what a deal

Stop bad casseroles in their tracks
Make the neighbor's take 'em back
Do away with anything made with spam
I can't bear another candied yam

Don't punish me with mystery meat
Serve Dickey's Holiday Meal, that I'll really eat
So we can all enjoy holiday dinners - Again

Not pickled, not scary
Not burned by uncle Larry
There's enough to make everybody merry
Be a Dickey's holiday hero.
Your dinner complaints will be zero.
Serve Dickey's Holiday Meal
What a deal. what a deal. what a deal.

That's right - be a Dickey's holiday hero.
Your dinner complaints will be zero.
Serve Dickey's Holiday Meal.
What a deal. what a deal. what a deal.